the great thing about coffee: it cures exhaustion at 11 pm and enables you to write a bomb ass paper
The bad thing about coffee: it’s now 3 am and the only thing I want to do is cha cha real smooth
i cant believe caffeine was the only drug i was on when i wrote this
i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere
*pretends im adjusting myself when spooning but really trying to rub my ass on your dick and give you a boner lol*
I don’t know many girls who haven’t done this at least once. xD
you have no idea of the millennia that I just snickered at this.
hahahahahahahahah, hahahah ha ah ahahah
I’m not embarrassed to say, YUP me. Me.